.hack//present aka (.hack//gift 2)
Chapter1: clash of the heavyblades
< We are at Mac Anu where a lonely Elk sits by the Choas Gate >
(Kite and Blackrose gate into The World)
Kite: Blackrose I don't care how much money you have Iam not going to kiss your feet, who knows where they been!.
Blackrose: Aww come on it is just for one day. I want to make this b*tch mimiru learn that I can make anyone bow b4 me.
Kite: Damn it, I said no! <notices Elk>
Kite: Oh hey Elk what are you doing here?
Elk: Mia...why Mia..I thought it was suppose to be us.
(Blackrose and Kite)???
Blackrose: Are you still drooling over that cat? Look Elk you need a real girl in your life. You need to see a real body.
(little by little Blackrose sheds her clothing, everyone in Mac Anu glare at the naked girl at Choas Gate.) You see this is a real female body.
Kite: BLACKROSE!? PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON..WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? NO ONE USED CHARM ON YOU!!!
BlackRose: (holds Elk's hands and places them on her chest. Elk looks away as if he doesnt notice.)
Blackrose: You see this is a female body.
Elk: Uhh
Blackrose: It is ok Elk you probably never felt cyber flesh like this. Say what is on your mind.
Elk: Well...Mia has much bigger and firmer muffins than yours.
Blackrose: O.O
Blackrose: YOU JERK!!! < without hesitation she clenches her fist and uppercuts Elk. Knocking him into the Mac Anu river.>
Blackrose: Who does he think he is, I got good ones right Kite? <stands in front of him with her hands on her hips.>
Kite: well I umm....
Blackrose: <she places his hand on her chest> come on these are great right?
Kite: Well these are good. :-)
Blackrose: You see that idiot wavemaster rather be with an animal than someone like me.
Kite: <mumbles> Helba's are 5x better than yours.
Blackrose: (-_-) What was that?
Kite: I said, maybe I should do my choirs. :-)
Blackrose: Oh no your not...
< mimiru, bear and Tsukasa gate in >
Mimiru and Blackrose: YOU!
Tsukasa: why dont you girls be more calm like me
Mimiru: (>_>) <just as Blackrose she uppercuts Tsukasa into the Mac Anu river where Tsukasa falls on top of Elk>
Mimiru: O.O
Bear: O.O
Blackrose: what you all looking at?
Kite: you havent put your clothes back on
Blackrose: oops <graps her things and quickly changes behind Kite>
Mimiru: well it looks like you turned out to be the first hooker in The World.
Blackrose: <pulls out her racket>
Mimiru: <pulls out her bat>
Kite: so, Bear is it..who do you think will win?
Bear: hard to say..these girls are both hot headed..if anything they will tire out.
Mimiru: skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky!!!
Blackrose: you idoit we cant fight here..lets go to
Forbiddin Holyground
Mimiru: Bear!
Blackrose: Kite!
Kite and Bear: yes mame!
<they four travel to the area where they begin there battle>
(Mimiru charges for blackrose with her bat in hand, blackrose holds her racket up as a shield to block Mimiru's attack. Mimiru swings her bat as if she was hitting a homerun ball, the force breaks Blackrose racket and knocks her a few feet in the air. She plumets to the ground making a crater on impact.)
Blackrose health is down to 1 and dizzy (@_@)
Kite: wow that was quick
Mimiru: YAH!! I WON
Helba: umm interesting...Lets see how they fair against this.
< with a spin of her staff she turned the "southpark" like creations into .hack//sign and game character designs. (I know helba doesnt have power like that but use your imaginations.) Mimiru now holds a sword in hand and Blackrose crawls out of the crater using her sword as a cane.>
Helba: I cant hold these chracter designs for long so, let the fun begin.
Mimiru: With your health down to 1 you have no chance on defeating the greatest Heavyblade ever.
< at a distance she hears "Pha Repth" she turns and sees Kite casting a heal spell on Blackrose. Bear walks away knowing the consequences of this fight. >
Mimiru: you lap dog... DIE!
< she runs toward Kite, who was nearly completing the healing spell. She jumps high in the air and swings her blade down furiously, Kite has no time to block and he didnt want to Data Drain her. Suddenly a strange figure stands in front of Kite blocking Mimiru's attack. It was Blackrose with blade in hand.
Mimiru flips back a few feet.
Blackrose: Thanks Kite I owe you one
Kite: no we are even..Now get this 8itch.
Blackrose: OK
Kite: Here we go, HeavyBlade Battle royale!
Blackrose: READY! <charges towards Mimiru>
Mimiru: GO! <charges towards Blackrose>
< the two swing their blades, all that heard was a loud CLANG when the two swords hit each other and a bright light from the impact. >
Who survived?
Did Kite like touching Blackrose chest?
Why do you even care?
Find out in the all new .hack//presents
Chapter1: clash of the heavyblades
< We are at Mac Anu where a lonely Elk sits by the Choas Gate >
(Kite and Blackrose gate into The World)
Kite: Blackrose I don't care how much money you have Iam not going to kiss your feet, who knows where they been!.
Blackrose: Aww come on it is just for one day. I want to make this b*tch mimiru learn that I can make anyone bow b4 me.
Kite: Damn it, I said no! <notices Elk>
Kite: Oh hey Elk what are you doing here?
Elk: Mia...why Mia..I thought it was suppose to be us.
(Blackrose and Kite)???
Blackrose: Are you still drooling over that cat? Look Elk you need a real girl in your life. You need to see a real body.
(little by little Blackrose sheds her clothing, everyone in Mac Anu glare at the naked girl at Choas Gate.) You see this is a real female body.
Kite: BLACKROSE!? PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON..WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? NO ONE USED CHARM ON YOU!!!
BlackRose: (holds Elk's hands and places them on her chest. Elk looks away as if he doesnt notice.)
Blackrose: You see this is a female body.
Elk: Uhh
Blackrose: It is ok Elk you probably never felt cyber flesh like this. Say what is on your mind.
Elk: Well...Mia has much bigger and firmer muffins than yours.
Blackrose: O.O
Blackrose: YOU JERK!!! < without hesitation she clenches her fist and uppercuts Elk. Knocking him into the Mac Anu river.>
Blackrose: Who does he think he is, I got good ones right Kite? <stands in front of him with her hands on her hips.>
Kite: well I umm....
Blackrose: <she places his hand on her chest> come on these are great right?
Kite: Well these are good. :-)
Blackrose: You see that idiot wavemaster rather be with an animal than someone like me.
Kite: <mumbles> Helba's are 5x better than yours.
Blackrose: (-_-) What was that?
Kite: I said, maybe I should do my choirs. :-)
Blackrose: Oh no your not...
< mimiru, bear and Tsukasa gate in >
Mimiru and Blackrose: YOU!
Tsukasa: why dont you girls be more calm like me
Mimiru: (>_>) <just as Blackrose she uppercuts Tsukasa into the Mac Anu river where Tsukasa falls on top of Elk>
Mimiru: O.O
Bear: O.O
Blackrose: what you all looking at?
Kite: you havent put your clothes back on
Blackrose: oops <graps her things and quickly changes behind Kite>
Mimiru: well it looks like you turned out to be the first hooker in The World.
Blackrose: <pulls out her racket>
Mimiru: <pulls out her bat>
Kite: so, Bear is it..who do you think will win?
Bear: hard to say..these girls are both hot headed..if anything they will tire out.
Mimiru: skanky, skanky, skanky, skanky!!!
Blackrose: you idoit we cant fight here..lets go to
Forbiddin Holyground
Mimiru: Bear!
Blackrose: Kite!
Kite and Bear: yes mame!
<they four travel to the area where they begin there battle>
(Mimiru charges for blackrose with her bat in hand, blackrose holds her racket up as a shield to block Mimiru's attack. Mimiru swings her bat as if she was hitting a homerun ball, the force breaks Blackrose racket and knocks her a few feet in the air. She plumets to the ground making a crater on impact.)
Blackrose health is down to 1 and dizzy (@_@)
Kite: wow that was quick
Mimiru: YAH!! I WON
Helba: umm interesting...Lets see how they fair against this.
< with a spin of her staff she turned the "southpark" like creations into .hack//sign and game character designs. (I know helba doesnt have power like that but use your imaginations.) Mimiru now holds a sword in hand and Blackrose crawls out of the crater using her sword as a cane.>
Helba: I cant hold these chracter designs for long so, let the fun begin.
Mimiru: With your health down to 1 you have no chance on defeating the greatest Heavyblade ever.
< at a distance she hears "Pha Repth" she turns and sees Kite casting a heal spell on Blackrose. Bear walks away knowing the consequences of this fight. >
Mimiru: you lap dog... DIE!
< she runs toward Kite, who was nearly completing the healing spell. She jumps high in the air and swings her blade down furiously, Kite has no time to block and he didnt want to Data Drain her. Suddenly a strange figure stands in front of Kite blocking Mimiru's attack. It was Blackrose with blade in hand.
Mimiru flips back a few feet.
Blackrose: Thanks Kite I owe you one
Kite: no we are even..Now get this 8itch.
Blackrose: OK
Kite: Here we go, HeavyBlade Battle royale!
Blackrose: READY! <charges towards Mimiru>
Mimiru: GO! <charges towards Blackrose>
< the two swing their blades, all that heard was a loud CLANG when the two swords hit each other and a bright light from the impact. >
Who survived?
Did Kite like touching Blackrose chest?
Why do you even care?
Find out in the all new .hack//presents
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Re: Fanfic (this is only if you know the games and the show)
Mon, February 23, 2004 - 12:28 PMum . . . was this a fantasy you been having for a while? It's very interesting and kinda like a dream. -
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Re: Fanfic (this is only if you know the games and the show)
Wed, February 25, 2004 - 8:07 PMYou could say that. I do fanfics for fun, I take a game or a movie and ask "what if..." then I create a story from that.
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